I have a confession to make.

I am a complete PHAN.

Here's the definition of PHAN:
Phantom Phans, fans of the character Erik (The Phantom) in The Phantom of the Opera. A 'Phangirl' or 'Phan-girl' is a girl Phan and a 'Phanboy' or 'Phan-boy' is a boy Phan.

That's from Wikipedia. Hah.
Randomness.